The Pirates came by today.
They said they were recruiting,
but they didn't want just anybody
that was tired of their everyday existence.
This, after all, was the chance
of a life time.
You would sail the seven seas,
gaze upon Wonderous things,
and learn to wield a cutlass...
Or, a rapier, if that was more
to your liking.
I told them,
But, I had them leave